Forever Young

adamusprime:

1. adam is not violent and whitney is
2. adam is white and whitney is black
3. adam can play guitar
4. adam can sing
5. adam doesn’t stab people with pink hair
6. adam is racially and religiously tolerant
7. adam’s speaking voice is sweeter than any music i have ever heard
8. adam doesn’t use dumb emoticons (example: ;_;)
9. adam can say nigger without being paid
10. adam’s name is not whitney
11. adam comes before whitney alphabetically
12. adam watches the office
13. adam is a boy
14. adam does not have to make sammiches
15. adam knows how to drive
16. adam is not from the bronx
17. adam does not tweet about his period
18. adam does not tweet about the smell of girls he likes
19. adam does not support bestiality
20. adam does not have a licking problem
21. adam does not talk about being on guys’ asses
22. adam does not support kicking
23. adam does not say he’s going to cry every five seconds in a skype call
24. adam does not interrupt people midsentence in skype calls
25. adam rocks the zefron plaid
26. adam’s stories about youtubers are gramatically flawless
27. adam was never a part of the hitler youth
28. adam eats all his vegetables
29. adam has never killed a baby
30. adam can grow a mustache
31. adam can grow a beard
32. adam does not have a tail
33. adam never sold pokemon to team rocket
34. adam can ride a bike
35. adam is smart
36. adam never took a ride on the disco stick
37. adam has fully functional legs
38. adam doesn’t swindle his own grandmother
39. adam is not indian
40. adam can edit html
41. adam is capable of love
42. adam was the original oregonian
43. adam hate bees
44. adam doesn’t have a baby in his stomach
45. adam has a future ahead of him
46. adam has friends
47. adam didn’t start the fire
48. adam has never ingested human flesh
49. adam is pleasant to be around
50. adam goes on the screamin’ eagle
51. adam is not captain of the tugboat
52. adam plays video games
53. adam can do magic tricks
54. adam says goodbye to justin
55. adam likes cara
56. adam can flip
57. adam doesn’t make people lose the game often
58. adam does not say what’s up more than once in a call
59. adam does not take candy from babies
60. adam will get married someday
61. adam can throw a baseball
62. adam is liked by girls
63. adam has more facebook friends than whitney
64. adam doesn’t spend hours memorizing ballracer tracks
65. adam understands hockey
66. adam can pronounce the canadian provinces
67. adam does not abandon his children
68. adam does not watch porn
69. adam can keep his hands out of his pants
70. adam is respectful and understanding of other cultures
71. adam is not homophobic
72. adam played age of empires
73. adam got 100% on livin’ on a prayer in guitar hero world tour
74. adam has a general familiarity with popular music
75. adam has not read twilight
76. adam has expanded his musical taste since middle school
77. adam does not partake in animal cruelty
78. adam does not perform mercy killings
79. adam likes to cuddle
80. adam has an eloquent vocabulary
81. adam has legible handwriting
82. adam completed the d.a.r.e. program
83. adam can pee standing up
84. adam is not a homewrecker
85. adam can play harmonica
86. adam does not say “I MISS (ADAM/CHAGO/ZACH)” all the time
87. adam has more subscribers
88. adam buys zoo tickets for canadians
89. adam takes gifts from canadians
90. adam popped his own knee back into place
91. adam mails gifts to canadians
92. adam is good at making lists
93. adam picked cade up from the airport
94. adam is part of the booshoe bunch
95. adam goes real camping
96. adam does not have swine flu
97. adam knows that swine flu does not cause zombies
98. adam can read books
99. adam can read the chat in blogtv and speak at the same time
100. adam can leave the kitchen whenever he so chooses
101. adam is just better