It’s not rape. They’re friends– Your Average Adam (via semicolson) wait when the hell did i say this (via adamusprime)
Too much sad to sleep.
voldey: Hey guys my name is Voldey and I like big butts and I cannot lie, but I actually can lie because I prefer small butts. This is Voldey and I approve this message.+
Hey guys my name is Voldey and I like big butts and I cannot lie, but I actually can lie because I prefer small butts.
I’ve been holding my iPhone upside down for the last 5 minutes.
adamusprime: uh oh just a tad drunk again what hath god wraught ask me questions, i bet they will be hiliarious. I’ll be giving answers too
fearfulbones asked: (I'm the person who said you look like a 12 year old.) Twelve year olds can have scruff too.
overtheunderpass: adamusprime: hey idiots are any of you going to the tour de nerdfighting thing in seattle because i am Me too. Me three
The joys of being Canadian
shaelinie: Waking up to Nickleback in the morning. oh my god. I feel so very very bad for you.
yesmaniac asked: voldey fact number ?: Voldey is the reason Canada is called the Great White North. j/k x)
yesmaniac asked: They say that if the night air is clear enough in mooseland and you squint at the north at just the right time, you can see the voldanian lights (which have been certified to be 3 times as sexy as the northern lights) [If you would like to end this prescription to Voldey Facts please sacrifice a moose at exactly midnight and sing the voldanian hymn into the ear of a speckled rabbit]
Anonymous asked: I'm watching Cassandra's vlogs for the next few days solely so I can watch you crack up. You seriously have the cutest laugh and smile ever.
Steve, you should watch cassandra’s video from today. Starting at about 7 minutes.
extrememediocrity replied to your photo: I decided to be different The button make it look like you have a nipple piercing. xoxo
adamusprime: I’m a big poop
There may possibly be a picture of me wearing only a vest. I am still wearing pants.
harrytomlomsom: rocketfists replied to your post: voldey replied to your post: at work we’re gonna… Naked sledding is fun, guys. I’m just gonna need you to trust me on this. I trust you on this, Lloyd.
brandylolzatthings asked: HEY. HEY JUSTIN. I LOVE YOU! NOW DON'T FORGET TO GET MY BOOK SIGNED!! PLEAAAAAASE
emilythebravee replied to your post: emilythebravee replied to your post: I never… right. so why am i tagged in this? I thought it was vital information that you needed to know
Anonymous asked: Do you know how to download minecraft?
emilythebravee replied to your post: I never thought I’d ever hear a conversation that… i’m confused as to why i’m tagged in this Dave wanted to drunk walk home and morgan wouldn’t let him.
sonnetstockmar replied to your post: Sonnet, Morgan is rapping Watsky right now what size box did she use? “bad ass sized” - morgan
I never thought I’d ever hear a conversation that was about not drunk walking home.
“I’m sorry Oliver” - Voldey 2012